Milo

The last vanilla cupcake squatted seductively on the plastic chair.

I got that line straight out of my memory. want more? i could type up the entire thing if i wanted. i have the exercise book right here. but im not gonna do that.

you know how when you're reading a book and you know theres about to be a big reveal you have to keep your eyes super balanced on the line youre reading because if you slip up or down one line youll accidentally spoil yourself and youll hate yourself and its like tightrope walking over a canyon? you know that feeling? thats how i feel when reading everyones pages, with all the kintypes. i mustve accidentally exposed myself to at least 2 entire kintypes just because i couldnt keep my eyeballs under control. i cant let this keep happening. but at least you all still have plenty of kintypes that i dont know about, and im sure youll acquire many more as time goes on.

there are so many things i could say right now but im not going to. but i suppose its not like anyone is actually gonna read this, which is why i said the thing about kintypes. though if you are reading this, please tell me how to format my page the way everyone else is doing it. if you want to. no pressure. this page is way cool as it is.